Diary of Events
The Virus Year
Social Distancing has been applied to our hotel as far as we can - seperate tables at meal times - less room sharing - and we do expect our guests to adhere to sensible spacing and accept and appreciate we must all do what we must all do to stay safe.
With scores of events cancelled - we have adapted what we think is safer and still fun.
It really is up to you - and all - to play safe and stay healthy.
This mobile phone friendly site has limited information - just the basics - either see our main
( not mobile friendly ) or ask.
July 1st - 31st - NAKED JULY - Remain naked at all times in and around Hamilton Hall. B&B prices apply
August 28th - 31st - AUGUST BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night min. £100pp B&B - £145 BB&EM - Social Distancing measures will be implimented. These prices are 50% down on last year as a gesture to help offer a stress free period at a reasonable price.
September 11th - 13th - NAKED CHILL OUT - Our most popular weekend. BB&EM - £150pp. Enjoy the company and togetherness of others.
October 2nd - 4th - LOCK DOWN MEMORIES - £125 BB&EM - An informal weekend of talks about how we cooped - all of us - come share your story.
October 9th - 11th - NAKED CHILL OUT - Our most popular weekend. BB&EM - £175pp. NOW SAVE £50 ON THAT PRICE - SO NOW - £125 BB&EM Enjoy the company and togetherness of others.
October 16th - 18th - COCK & BALL WORKSHOP - (Facilitated Naturally Naked - X RATED WEEKEND ) Vacuum Pumping / Sounds / Member Munching - and so much more. ADULT RATED EVENT - £150 - All food and refreshents. Fully demonstrated and where you can try for yourself. Not for the faint hearted. Social Distancing and Safe Practices will be enabled.
October 30th - November 1st - LOCK DOWN MEMORIES - £125 BB&EM - An infoormnal weekend of talks about how we coped - all of us - come share your story.
November 6th - 8th - NAKED CHILL OUT - Our most popular weekend. BB&EM - £150pp. Enjoy the company and togetherness of others.
November 13th - 15th - DORSET CANING CLUB WEEKEND - £150 BB&EM / £25 DAY VISITOR - a whole weekend of CP.
November 20th - 22nd - MASSAGE WORKSHOP WITH FREE TANTRIC SEX INSTRUCTION - £250 Full Board. A full workshop training for those new to massage. This weekend is provisionally on the Diary and depends what happens between now ( June ) and then ( November ) with what is permitted legally and for heath and well being ( social distancing etc. )
December 23rd - 27th / 28th - CHRISTMAS - what already ??? Charges will be updated soon.
December 30th - January 2nd 2021 NAKED NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS ( oh my goodness how time flies...) Charges will be updates soon.
If any mistakes are found, as even I make mistakes occasionally, please just let us know.
ALL WORKSHOP / SPECIAL EVEN WEEKENDS
ARRIVAL - Between 5pm - 6.30pm and we serve dinner at 7pm
Departure on the day dated for departure is by 12 midday.
Extra nights are available with B&B ( dinner optional ) at the usual B&B prices. SEE HERE
Special Offers - An extra charge will be levied for multiple e mails, redundant questions and where we feel you are taking the piss and believe me, we get plenty of time waster. SPECIAL OFFER TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY
FOR MORE INFORMATION
If you can get to a computer / lap top / i pad -
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